The rule makers at MLB headquarters in New York City should moonlight at Bloomingdale's Department Store in the Big Apple.
They would make excellent window dressers at that hotsy-totsy shopping emporium.
Big league bylaw legislators are already ces't magnifique at establishing rules that amount to mere window dressing (i.e. many are in place but not followed).
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