The Montreal Alouettes of the Canadian Football League are like a mix of the Statue of Liberty, the Oakland Raiders and Walmart.
As in: Give us your huddled masses of disenfranchised footballers — those underappreciated or overlooked by the NFL and the talented but renegade ne'er-do-wells.
But we won't pay 'em much.
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