Blunderland FC is searching for a new manager. Chairman Ellis Long heads a board meeting.
Long: "How about Paolo di Canio?"
One stunned director almost spits out a mouthful of coffee. "Mr. Chairman, di Canio has never managed higher than League One and his, er, political views may overshadow any appointment . . . "
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