LOS ANGELES -- Paging Dr. Geopolitical Freud! It's an emergency.
"Vell," said the voice booming over my mobile. "Vhat's so important? you've got another 9/11 now?"
Dr. GP talks in such a thick Teutonic accent, sometimes he's hard to understand. So I'll smooth out the German a bit for you to make it easier to follow.
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