People who get selected to compete on Japanese trivia-based TV quiz shows are always getting asked questions about Japan's Nobel prizewinners. It's not as difficult as it sounds. Until two weeks ago, there were only 10 of them.

The relatively small number makes it easier for schoolchildren to memorize their names, though perhaps not their accomplishments. That's OK, because winning is what counts. And once you win a Nobel, you are sure to be given all sorts of other awards from foundations and the government, which loves winners because of the confidence they inspire. (Upon being informed of the latest Japanese prizewinner, Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi said, "See, Japan is not an altogether worthless country.") And then you'll be offered fellowships and positions on study committees and other cushy jobs that require little more than showing up. Nice work if you can get it.

But, as the paucity of actual award-winners in Japan proves, getting the Nobel is very difficult, and not for the obvious reasons. Since the award is an international one, the Nobel selection committee needs help with nominations. The Japanese government can be excused for not noticing that they have talented people in their midst, but what about the folks who are supposed to encourage and cultivate this sort of thing? What about Japan's hallowed academia?