Tour Operator One (hereafter TOO) would romp through auditions for Mistah Kurtz, should anyone decide to remake a movie version of Joseph Conrad's fable of moral rot, "Heart of Darkness." He works and broods from a decaying river boat on the Beni River.
A Swiss woman had then written, "If it was a real ecotour, the guide wouldn't hit the sleeping fishes on the head." Definitely Swiss.
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