"The Tourist" is a dud but at least, um, it's a Milk Dud. These are chocolaty chunks of caramel guaranteed to wreak havoc on the body's calcium supply and most likely do damage to one's sanity. Still, they're great fun to chew on as long as they last — and that about sums it up for the movie as well.
Nutritionally speaking, "The Tourist" is the pits: without substance or memorable action moments that turn on the sirens in your brain. But if you're looking for the cinematic equivalent of empty calories followed by a soaring sugar high, "The Tourist" is a go-to hot spot.
Swank hotels in exotic locations? Check. Gorgeous wardrobe? Double-check. Megastar wattage? So high the moviemakers could get in trouble with the EPA.