Awee figure of a man, dressed in a cuddly gray Dangermouse jumpsuit, enters a wrestling ring screeching, "Dangermouse saves the day!" Three menacing-looking Japanese pro-wrestlers proceed to chase him around the ring, smashing fluorescent light bulbs on his head as he tries to fend them off with his sole, and utterly useless, weapon -- the felt tail sewn onto his jumpsuit.
Next up, a futuristic transvestite, dressed in a fetching yellow number, with a PVC gag in his mouth, enters the ring. A death-match commences; the Japanese wrestlers growl and snarl raucously as they proceed to throw him round the ring. Then, a man in a fishnet sleeveless cat-suit, and a punklike character sporting a mohawk and a white dress emblazoned with the Union Jack engage in similar battles. They also get battered.
As each absurd character enters the ring and fights, the others watch from the sidelines, cheering and becoming crippled with laughter at the barbarity of the scene. But this is not a sight for the squeamish, as shards of glass are scattered around the ring and bloodstains begin to appear.
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