Mom (to two young boys): What on earth are you doing?
Older boy: Nothing ...
Younger boy: Eating chocolate.
Mom: Which one of you is telling the truth?
Both boys at the same time: He is!
— Shonan-Shinjuku Line, Kanagawa Prefecture. Overheard by The Japan Times On Sunday
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