"I believe the children are our future."
No, the Muzak is not pumping out Whitney Houston. The words are from a friend at a McDonald's. He and I have been watching a small Japanese boy shove French fries up his nose.
The boy sort of resembles a saber-toothed tiger. He cups his hands like claws and roars.
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