What is the next logical toilet model for Toto? After one has invented a toilet that welcomes you by lifting it's lid automatically when you walk into the bathroom, cuddles you with a heated toilet seat, washes and dries your bum after you've done the dirty deed, disinfects the toilet, then automatically flushes and closes the lid — what next? What more would you want from a toilet? Nothing, I hope.

Toto Washlets already do waaaay too much, if you ask me. You know that sensor technology used to automatically flush the toilet after you've stood up? How can you be sure it's a sensor and not someone watching you?

Besides, I've heard people complain that these sensors are so sensitive that a slight shift in weight on the toilet seat can prompt an automatic flush. Pre-flushing is not good. Not only do you have to wait out the horror of the basin of water sucking itself down with Toto's "double cyclone" technology while splattering your behind with mists of toilet water, but there is another problem — pre-flushing doesn't allow you to do a feces inspection.