I recently unearthed vital trivia stating that the average American will consume 35,000 cookies in his/her lifetime.
There you have it — proof I am above average.
And I am pleased to have such an easy way to measure myself against my countrymen. For I have always thought I was twice as good as everyone else and now I know.
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