My hair is rife with dandruff.
There. How's that for a lead? Forget sex scandals and ax murderers. This is the kind of start that will yank a reader's eyes.
Dandruff — the great crippler of young adults! The scourge of the 21st century! And I have it. On my head. Right now, even as I type.
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