Two weeks ago I would have said that very few people in this world had ever seen my private parts. Now, I can say plenty have — mostly doctors and nurses.

Because when you enter the hospital, no matter what your surgery, all your body parts are treated equally. Despite what the porno magazines and the women's fashion magazines would like you to believe, your body parts are all just that — body parts. It's only society and conditioning that make us believe otherwise.

And despite the fact that one body part might be at fault for having gotten you into the hospital in the first place, nonetheless, all your body parts are in this life together, each doing its own special job.