If National Toilet Day is not a happy day for you, perhaps you need a new toilet.
You're probably wondering: Do we really need a National Toilet Day? Oh, butt, yes! It's a shame it has taken us so long to be able to officially appreciate toilets. You think toilets are smelly places? Well consider this. It's not the toilet that is smelly; it's you.
Feeling guilty now? National Toilet Day is a chance for you to make up with your toilet and to spend some quality time together. Because, believe it or not, you have a relationship with your toilet that is almost scary.