Man-chan and Kio-chan are my favorite Funky Old People who come to the Moooo! Bar on the beach. Local historians and the island's unofficial welcome party for tourists, they come to the bar hoping to meet some interesting gaijin. And gaijin come to the Moooo! Bar in hopes of meeting Man-chan and Kio-chan.

When both groups meet, it is sure to be a raucous time.

At the beginning of every summer, they come to my shop next to the bar to buy new outfits that they will don all summer long. Hawaiian shirts are their preference and they buy shorts too. The important thing is that the shirt and pants clash as much as possible. With their new outfits, they were dressed for success.