Dear Dad,
I bet you were surprised to receive this package from me at 11:59 p.m. on June 17 — just when you were sure I had forgotten about Father's Day. No sir, I absolutely did not. It's just that since I did my Father's Day shopping at the 100 yen store, I had to do something to increase the value of the gifts, so I sent them overnight express mail. So you see, I did spend a lot of money on your for Father's Day.
The reason I did my shopping at the 100 yen store is not because I am a cheapskate daughter. No, sir. It's because, well, since you are the father who has everything, you are very difficult to shop for. But when I went into the 100 yen store I saw many things you don't yet have — in fact, many things you don't even know you don't have.