Some insects are highly revered in Japanese culture. While in the West, we may whack first and ask questions later, in Japan, you should really shouldn't go around indiscriminately killing insects. It may even be bad luck.

I think the Japanese reverence for insects comes from their aesthetic qualities. You have to admit, insects are kinda cute. Those Martian-like antennae, those fairy wings, and those big beautiful eyes without the help of eye surgery.

So, in an attempt to create a better understanding between gaijin and Japanese insects, I have opened a hotline. When you have pressing questions about insects that require immediate action, just call the Insect Hotline.