Hiker beware. For the woods are full of bears. And they will get you if you don't watch out.

Yes, Japanese bears. Aka ursus godzilleris.

Yet, sometimes these bears are not content to lurk about in the woods and drop from trees ninja-like upon unsuspecting picnickers. No, they will tip-toe right to your door in the heart of the city and huddle there in the dark. Waiting, waiting for just the right moment to roar in and devour your porridge.