When it comes to matters of religion, I tend to equivocate.

For example, all I need do to question intelligent design is to glance in a mirror.

Yet I also reserve some doubt for evolution, wondering, among other things, if we all rose from single-celled goop, how come so much of that goop hasn't evolved with us? Can it be mere chance that most goop is still goop while some has developed into, say, Jessica Simpson?