"I work at a big soft company. I was in office love with my boss. But I decided to make an image change of myself. Then I found a handsome guy who has a very nice open car. He said a charming girl must not be a high miss. I will goal in with him."
While surfing the Web, I discovered the above "Story of an Office Lady" posted by a language enthusiast named "Runo" (www. zephyr.dti.ne.jp/~runo/awasei.html). I immediately set out to translate it into English. Here's the result:
"I work at a large computer software company. I was having an affair with my boss but decided to turn over a new leaf. Then I found a handsome fellow who drives a nice convertible. He said a charming girl like me shouldn't become an elderly spinster. We are going to get married."
With your current subscription plan you can comment on stories. However, before writing your first comment, please create a display name in the Profile section of your subscriber account page.