Today I will give Martha Stewart a tour of my house.
Martha, come in! Yes, that's ikebana. It is placed in the hallway to greet guests. I'm so glad you like it. Martha! Stop rearranging the flowers! They're supposed to be at those angles.
Please leave your shoes here in the hallway and put on these plaid "Smile Life" slippers. Come this way, please. I hope you don't mind roaches the size of sofas marching across the living room. You know, in Japan, we try to be one with nature.