It's time for another column about funny English! This time I bring you an honest-to-goodness menu from a restaurant called Skegs, which specializes in Mexican food. Following the menu items I have inserted explanations.

Wel Come to Skegs! Appataizers Ships and salsa

If you've never eaten a ship with your Mexican salsa, you've really been missing out! Choose from our array of ships: cargo, tanker or cruise liner. Served with salsa.