Dear Son,
You'll probably never see this. Newspapers aren't your cup of tea, and though I'm sure you'd oblige me by reading something I specifically pointed out to you (a tradition dating back to your early teens, when I worried about your English and supervised your reading accordingly), I doubt I'll bring this particular piece to your attention.
Never mind. It's for you anyway.
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