The problem with foreign languages is that they change all the normal rules. Normal language meaning YOUR native language, and not anyone else's. Those people who invented foreign languages changed the rules just so you wouldn't be able to imitate their language easily. Like protecting their secret code.

So today I'll help you crack the secret code of Japanese by revealing its rules and applying them to English.

First, we're going to change the rule of singulars and plurals. Japanese doesn't use them, so English doesn't need them either. So, rather than saying, "Do you have any tomatoes?" we can just say, "Do you have any tomato?"