I used to think I knew how to bury a dead cat. Then I learned the Japanese way.
It happened yesterday, when I noticed a strange cat lying next to the house. It was as if the cat had been chasing a bird when suddenly, the bird took revenge by casting an Evil Bird Spell that froze the cat in mid-air. Then the cat fell over in that position.
Perhaps he's just stunned, I thought, trying to be optimistic.