My English writing students always say they want me to correct them. But, I've decided to stop giving out correct answers. Instead, I'm going to give out prescriptions. The ESL doctor is IN.
Patient: The title of my essay is "The Death of a Pet can be berry Painful." Diagnosis: You have Hepatitis B. Your body can develop antibodies to fight it, but you should take doses of "V" every morning, evening and before English class.
Patient: I attend a women's university. My best friend is Keiko. I like she. I always send her e-male. Diagnosis: You have gender-identity disorder. Review your spelling and rehabilitate your pronouns.