The time has come in this column to finally discuss that passionate act that lies at the core of many an international romance. Yes, it's time for the "S" word.
Shopping.
Like many males, my own interest in shopping can best be expressed by the well-known Boolean function of X = $#&%! Translated into layman's language, this means I would rather nail my tongue to a table than shop.
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