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COMMUNITY / Our Lives / JAPAN LITE
Sep 5, 1999
Ultranationalist groups: aliens with sunglasses
It's another Sunday in Japan as rightwing organizations in black buses the size of semi-trailer trucks roll through the city streets spewing nationalist slogans. These military-style buses are driven by men who are usually described by others as "wearing sunglasses." Japanese people hardly notice when...
COMMUNITY / Our Lives / JAPAN LITE
Aug 15, 1999
Food with an attitude coming to a table near you
Irritated? Feel like having an argument? Argue with your food. And don't presume that just because you'll get the last bite, that you're going to win the argument every time. Linda Matthie-Jacobs, author of two cookbooks about "food with an attitude," has followed up her previous "Fire 'n' Ice" cookbook...
COMMUNITY / Our Lives / JAPAN LITE
Aug 10, 1999
Goodbye yuckie duckies, hello hollering herons
Have you been shopping lately? The price of rubber ducks is outrageous. While remodeling my bathroom, I paid over 1,000 yen for a mother duck and three chicks for my bathtub. And they were pink! I think someone's been tampering with the rubber duckie formula because within minutes of tubbing with these...
COMMUNITY / Our Lives / JAPAN LITE
Jul 25, 1999
Gesture your way to Japanese fluency
Yesterday I went into a convenience store to buy some aspirin. I asked the clerk using the English loanword "asupirin." The clerk pointed to the freezer section and said, "it's over there." "No, not 'aisu kurimu,' asupirin," I said. "Pudding?" he asked. At that point, he did what all befuddled clerks...
COMMUNITY / Our Lives / JAPAN LITE
Jul 18, 1999
Becoming a black belt in things Japanese
When foreigners arrive in Japan for the first time, they are full of wonder. Many of us aren't familiar with the Japanese language or kanji and have only read about Japanese culture in magazines or books. We all start out with a "white belt" in things Japanese.
COMMUNITY / Our Lives / JAPAN LITE
Jul 4, 1999
Slurp noodles right with the lip-o-suction method
Japanese people can eat a bowl of noodles in just five minutes. That's because they don't chew. Real noodle connoisseurs know that the taste of the noodle is felt in the throat, not the tongue, so to appreciate the true flavor of noodles, you must swallow them whole. I wonder how the stomach feels about...
COMMUNITY / Our Lives / JAPAN LITE
Jun 20, 1999
All it takes is a miracle to save the Earth
Last weekend I attended the 55th All Japan UNESCO conference in Okayama, where together we solved Japan's environmental problems. It's easy for everybody to do their part to help the environment. But it's surprising how many people don't do anything. So many people are environmentally unconscious --...
COMMUNITY / Our Lives / JAPAN LITE
May 23, 1999
Slim down for summer with the chopstick diet
When my mother announced she would finally be coming to visit me in Japan this September, I asked her if she had any questions. She replied, "Yes, do I have to eat with those sticks?" This is when I realized that perhaps a lesson in "chopsticking" would be helpful. Mom, this one's for you: Chopsticks...
COMMUNITY / Our Lives / JAPAN LITE
May 16, 1999
Hate is a many-booted creature that bites
The word in Japanese politics these days is reform. Japan is faced with an aging population, a weakened yen and a less-than-thriving economy.
COMMUNITY / Our Lives / JAPAN LITE
May 2, 1999
Everybody knows when the heat's on Frankie
They say "kids" grow up fast but you should see my kitten -- 6 months going on "sweet 16." This was my first experience with a cat going through puberty. I warn you never to come within 100 meters of any cat going through puberty, or you just may become the cat's object of desire.
COMMUNITY / Our Lives / JAPAN LITE
Apr 25, 1999
Shake and bake with Guido's kitchen aerobics
There's a little man inside my oven. I call him Guido. He lives in the LCD display on my new Sharp convection oven. Guido can do all sorts of things, such as juggle apples, chop giant radishes and do aerobics. Guido has become my kitchen aerobics partner.
COMMUNITY / Our Lives / JAPAN LITE
Apr 18, 1999
In Japan, if it can be done, it can be certified
Be honest, how many certificates do you have? Count them all -- in your desk drawer, on the wall, in the ashes in the incinerator.
COMMUNITY / Our Lives / JAPAN LITE
Apr 11, 1999
Kindergarten graduation: the great transformation
There's no escaping the formalities of spring in Japan: graduation ceremonies, entrance ceremonies, retirement parties, etc. And each of these events is orchestrated as if it was the Academy Awards. If you've ever wondered where all the pomp and circumstance comes from, it starts in kindergarten, when...
COMMUNITY / Our Lives / JAPAN LITE
Apr 4, 1999
A hare-raising interview with the Easter bunny
Happy Easter. This morning, I bring you this exclusive interview excerpted from my unpublished book, "The Unauthorized Biography of Peter Cottontail."
COMMUNITY / Our Lives / JAPAN LITE
Mar 21, 1999
Reach out and touch your four-footed friends
Do you ever get the feeling that your cat isn't listening to you? Have you ever tried to find a gift for the dog who has everything? Don't despair. The latest in pet communication is here: greeting cards for cats and dogs.
COMMUNITY / Our Lives / JAPAN LITE
Mar 7, 1999
Nothing like goulash when you're feeling Hungary
This week I write you from Budapest, where I sit immersed in Hungarian goulash. There is more Hungarian goulash per square kilometer in Budapest than there are McDonald's hamburgers per square kilometer in the United States. You'll see restaurants full of tourists, all of them eating Hungarian goulash....
COMMUNITY / Our Lives / JAPAN LITE
Feb 28, 1999
Fairy tales come to life amid the magic of Prague
I woke up this morning and opened the curtains expecting to see the usual view from my house of the Seto Inland Sea. Imagine how surprised I was to find instead, Prague, the capital of the Czech Republic. It was like a fairy tale: Prague Castle up on the hill overlooking pastel-colored baroque buildings...
COMMUNITY / Our Lives / JAPAN LITE
Feb 21, 1999
Two-legged enlightenment in land of soccer gods
Let's talk about religion. Soccer, that is. Many Americans don't like soccer because they say there's not enough action. Americans like fast action sports like American football, rugby and ice hockey. Not me. I like soccer because it's slow. I can get up, go to the bathroom, refill my beer and popcorn,...

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