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Alastair Himmer
SOCCER / THE BALD TRUTH
Jun 25, 2002
Sour grapes do injustice to South Korea
Who on earth would have predicted a World Cup semifinal between South Korea and Germany this time last month?
SOCCER / THE BALD TRUTH
Jun 11, 2002
World Cup brings out worst in Dachshund Ron
So far so weird, then. France on the brink of elimination, England beating Argentina 1-0 and Rivaldo being fined for cheating were just some of the biggest headlines to come out of the first week and a bit of the World Cup.
SOCCER / THE BALD TRUTH
May 28, 2002
God and Japan try to copy Latvian recipe
What with France relying on a Japanese referee to beat South Korea 3-2 and plucky Latvia winning the Eurovision Song Contest, it was a truly controversial weekend.
SOCCER / THE BALD TRUTH
May 14, 2002
Let Alex run free up front
Japan strikers are a delicate bunch. Atsushi Yanagisawa went down with "Beirut Belly" during the Asian Cup in 2000 and has not touched a kebab since.
SOCCER / THE BALD TRUTH
Apr 30, 2002
Sex, lies, videotape and something fishy
I hate April in Japan. Step outside and the air smells of sweaty underpants. My friend Percy tells me it has something to do with trees secreting spitballs. Which is nice.
SOCCER / THE BALD TRUTH
Apr 16, 2002
Careful with that tree, Eugene!
After months of teetering on the brink of full-blown silliness, World Cup organizers finally appear to have plunged into a vortex occupied by Teletubbies, giant talking tadpoles and Benny Hill lookalikes.
SOCCER / THE BALD TRUTH
Apr 2, 2002
Poland and reality are Poles apart
Is Jerzy Engel completely deranged? Who on earth is Jerzy Engel, you are probably wondering? (Sigh) I used to talk about muffins and naked grandparents in these columns.
SOCCER / THE BALD TRUTH
Mar 19, 2002
Troussier leaves us scratching our heads
Question: When is an "open" training session not an "open" training session?
SOCCER / THE BALD TRUTH
Mar 5, 2002
2002 on hold as JAWOC ponders making a decision
My Korean girlfriend has come to the conclusion that the Japanese couldn't organize a bun fight in a bakery, let alone a World Cup.
SOCCER / THE BALD TRUTH
Jan 22, 2002
Japan must watch sex and vampires at World Cup
So Premier League side Bolton Wanderers finally saw the light and decided to give back Japan striker Akinori Nishizawa after just six months on loan from Cerezo Osaka. Anyone surprised?
SOCCER / THE BALD TRUTH
Jan 8, 2002
Former Sanfrecce boss Thomson itching to get back into J. League
SYDNEY -- Former Sanfrecce Hiroshima manager Eddie Thomson is the sort of person who could sell Michael Schumacher a used Skoda.
SOCCER / THE BALD TRUTH
Dec 25, 2001
And the winner is . . .
My grandmother used to tell us that Christmas is a time for forgiveness, not just binge drinking and belching your way through the Bond movie as the 6 pounds of turkey you scoffed at dinner threaten to reappear from the nearest available orifice.
SOCCER / THE BALD TRUTH
Dec 14, 2001
Barbie dolls, Muppets battle to bore draw
We all wait with an impending sense of dread to see what South Korean soccer chief Chung Mong Joon and his cronies have got up their sleeves for the opening ceremony of the World Cup next year.
SOCCER / THE BALD TRUTH
Nov 27, 2001
Only fools and Boca up for Toyota Cup
The circus is back in town for tonight's World Club Cup (otherwise known as the Intercontinental Cup, Toyota Cup or Mickey Mouse Windshield Trophy) between Germany's Bayern Munich and Boca Juniors of Argentina.
SOCCER / THE BALD TRUTH
Nov 13, 2001
Kafka dreams end happily for Troussier's Japan
Japan goalkeeper Yoshikatsu Kawaguchi must have thought he was stuck in some weird Kafka dream when he let in a goal just 26 seconds into his Portsmouth debut on Nov. 3.
SOCCER / THE BALD TRUTH
Oct 30, 2001
Nakata not doing the business for Parma
Hidetoshi Nakata is in serious danger of turning into the "Plonker of Parma." Or worse still, the Japanese Nigel Clough.
SOCCER / THE BALD TRUTH
Oct 18, 2001
No-fry zones a must during World Cup
It used to be good being Swiss, apparently. Now the country that gave us the cuckoo clock and Toblerone finds itself without an airline and, worse still, without World Cup soccer on the telly next year.
SOCCER / THE BALD TRUTH
Oct 2, 2001
Troussier calls out all Japan's stars for 'friendlies'
Like the Radiohead song, there were "no alarms and no surprises" when Philippe Troussier named his 25-man Japan squad for this week's friendly matches against Senegal and Nigeria, two teams the cohosts could meet at next year's World Cup.
SOCCER / THE BALD TRUTH
Sep 18, 2001
Japan's taxi drivers will nip hooligans in the bud
If a bunch of terrorists can reduce the World Trade Center towers to rubble, imagine what they could do at next year's World Cup finals in Japan and South Korea. Unfortunately, this is not mere scare mongering.
SOCCER / THE BALD TRUTH
Sep 4, 2001
Far and away: The story of Japan's World Cup venues
Last weekend, I was on tour in China with British Football Club Tokyo. We played so badly in the annual Shanghai Sevens tournament that I decided to give poor Shunsuke Nakamura a break in this week's column (something about the pot calling the kettle black).
Bankruptcies and suicides rise as Japanese struggle with mounting debt
Lawyers estimate that personal bankruptcies in Japan are on track to reach the highest since 2012 this year.
Japan accuses Google of violating antimonopoly law
The Japanese antitrust watchdog said that Google forced smartphone makers to preinstall its search app on their devices, sources say.
Okinawa people stage rally against sexual assaults by U.S. servicemen
Sorane Sakihama, a 22-year-old college student, speaks at a rally in the city of Okinawa on Sunday protesting against sexual assaults by U.S. soldiers.
Zelenskyy to replace Ukraine ambassador to Japan
Ukrainian Ambassador to Japan Sergiy Korsunsky delivers a speech during a handover ceremony of Self-Defense Force vehicles to Ukraine, at the Defense Ministry in Tokyo, in May last year.
Is Japan finally ready to tap its abundant geothermal energy potential?
Steam rises from a geothermal plan in Yuzawa, Akita Prefecture. Despite its long history and potential, geothermal provided just 0.3% of Japan's overall energy mix in the fiscal year from April 2023
A brief history of ‘osechi ryōri,' Japan's edible tradition for the new year
Japan's traditional New Year cuisine has a long history, though modern developments have led to slight changes in the way things work.
Casual workouts, cool living, ‘complete’ food: Japan’s health trends of 2024
In 2024, efficiency trumped effort among Japan's fitness-focused aspirants.
Is Japan finally ready to tap its abundant geothermal energy potential?
Steam rises from a geothermal plan in Yuzawa, Akita Prefecture. Despite its long history and potential, geothermal provided just 0.3% of Japan's overall energy mix in the fiscal year from April 2023
Japanese officials inspect Yokota Air Base over PFAS concerns
The Yokota Air Base in western Tokyo in September 2019. An inspection of the base by Japanese government officials on Friday came amid public pressure to investigate suspected links between the use of PFAS-containing firefighting foam by the U.S. base and contamination of soil and groundwater in western Tokyo.
North Korea aiding Russia where it needs it most, Canadian general says
North Korean special forces soldiers march and shout slogans during a military parade marking the 105th birth anniversary of the country's founding father, Kim Il Sung, in Pyongyang in April 2017.

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