"I'd like to have an argument, please."
"Certainly, sir. Have you been here before?"
Many people are familiar with comedy group Monty Python's famous "Argument Clinic" sketch. A man walks in looking for an argument and receives a series of petty yes-no contradictions. "In order to argue, one must take up a contrary position," explains a clinic worker to the visitor.
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