Customer: What type of bread is this?
American traveler #1: Why don't you just use your GPS?
Middle-aged woman: I'd like to go on a
two-month prescription plan please.
Salaryman #1: This doesn't taste much like uni (sea urchin).
Australian tourist: You've got to be
kidding me — the best place for me to
withdraw cash during my stay in Japan
is at the Post Office?
Middle-aged woman (watching Prime Minister Shinzo Abe speak in the Diet on television): Apparently he's very good at speaking English.
Editor #1: The best Disney song ever was "Beauty and the Beast." It had Celine Dion on it!
Twenty-something man: There's three lanes. Over there is a cycling lane.
Man #1: Can I tell everyone in the company about it tomorrow?
Father: I'll delete your Facebook account if you don't hurry up and do what I say.
Elderly woman (speaking to a man sitting on a park bench drinking beer and listening to a transistor radio): Is that the soccer (match between Japan and Cote d'Ivoire)?
English man to Japanese woman: I don't see what you see.