Decided on a Halloween costume?
A male teacher wearing a nectie stands among female students in a college elevator.
Dad, dad. Look at that cute cat.
Does that restaurant serve grilled swalllows?
Did an invisible man just use the elevator?
Is tax included on this?
Teenage boy #1: It’s so hot. I wish I was at the beach. Teenage boy #2: Yeah, but the beach stinks. Teenage boy #1: Huh? Teenage boy #2: The salt in the sea. It makes the beach stink. Teenage boy #1: Really? I don’t ...
Middle-aged man: I'd like to apply for
your prestigious credit card.
Customer: What type of bread is this?
American traveler #1: Why don't you just use your GPS?
Middle-aged woman: I'd like to go on a
two-month prescription plan please.
Salaryman #1: This doesn't taste much like uni (sea urchin).