"Weird," he says. "Give me something weird."
The menu boasts both fish sperm and odorigui — small fish you chew while they're alive. But such food is not on his wish list. At least not anymore.
My dinner friend has lived here for years. Years, he says — with his left eye twitching — of diminishing returns.
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